Bed Time Antics

We are still waiting for that golden time when we put the kids to bed, they stay there, they sleep, and they wake up a reasonable time in the morning.  If they only knew how much they will miss sleep when they are older, maybe they would take advantage of it now.  If they only knew how awesome it is to be ordered to sleep, mid day, with reward and without consequence, they would take advantage of it now.  If they only knew, wait, I just lost my train of thought because I had to run upstairs and put Ade back in her bed for the third time so far tonight.  Seriously.  Notice how I said "so far" in that last sentence.  Our night time routine goes a little like this:

Dad reads girl minimum of three books and puts her in bed and sits in rocker in room.
Mom reads boy multiple books and lays with him in his bed.
Dad leaves girl's room and goes down stairs to study on couch.
Mom falls asleep waiting for boy to fall asleep.
Dad wakes mom to come out of boy's room.
Mom and dad have a few peaceful moments of mindless tv watching.
Girl gets out of bed first time.
Dad puts girl back in bed and retreats back down stairs.
Girl throws sippy cup out of bed, making loud noise and gets out of bed a second time.
Dad puts girl back in bed and retreats down stairs.
Girl starts singing very loudly.
Girl gets out of bed a third time.
Dad demands that mom put girl back to bed this time.
Mom puts girl back in bed and spouts a few empty threats and retreats back downstairs.
Girl continues singing loudly.
Mom falls asleep on couch watching tv.
Dad stays up late watching tv.
Mom and dad eventually go up to bed.
Girl wakes up and walks in mom and dad's room.
Mom puts girl back in bed and lays in bed with her.
Mom falls asleep in awkward position in girl's bed and wakes an hour later to return to her own bed.
One hour passes and boy wakes up.
Boy gets in bed with mom and dad, steals covers and breaths in mom's face.
Mom is squished and wakes an hour later to tell dad to move over.
Dad goes to sleep in boy's room.
Boy and girl wake at 5:45 am and demand immediate entertainment.

That's about it.  About 4 out of 7 days per week.  We are hoping the time changes helps our cause even thought it's not likely to.  Boo.

I have no pictures of kids sleeping but plenty of Ade not sleeping for this weekend:

Siblings

I have some proof that Luke and Adrienne actually love each other.  And I didn't even have to bribe them to pretend like they do!  Tada!

And this is Luke in his Taekwondo uniform.  He just got his yellow belt about 2 weeks ago.  At first I didn't think that Luke was going to be a fit for TKD but the more he does it, the more it seems to jive with him.  He likes the yelling part the best, obviously.  He currently goes twice a week, Tuesday nights and Saturday mornings.  He's also in swimming lessons at least 2 times per week at the JCC and plays basketball once a week, also at the JCC.  Starting this spring, he'll be doing lacrosse on the weekends as well but then basketball will be over and we'll see how long we continue with TKD.

A Fast and Furious Start to 2013

I've been being harassed about my blogging hiatus and I've finally succumbed to the peer pressure.  So I'm back and we are off to a good start in 2013 - we've made it three quarters of the way thru January with minimal snow, minimal sickness, and minimal it's winter and we're cooped up in the houseness.  Hey, 3 weeks is a long time to make it with your sanity in tact in the winter in a household with two antsy germ magnets, albeit cute antsy germ magnets.    I must give thanks to Apple for their lovely ipad.  invention.

So there's some cute or funny things that Matt and I are constantly saying "put that in the blog so we don't forget about it," so here we go...

In the funny category, the nominees are:

Instead of the word "fart," Adrienne uses the work "bark."
Example:  prrrrffffftttt "My diaper barked!"

Adrienne truly loves fishing lures.
Example: she was hugging two gummy worm lures to her cheek while swaying back and forth as if such treasures were a furry new kitten

Luke has found a new way to harass is sister and calls her by the name "Padrienne"

While singing and dancing to the song "Bottoms Up," which is a song about finishing alcoholic beverages, Luke puts his hands on the floor and wags his booty in the air to display his "bottom" up.

Adrienne singing the chorus to Alicia Keys' song Girl on Fire.

Luke singing the chorus to a number of Flo-Rida's songs.

Luke having the ability to save room in his belly for dessert only, not dinner.

In the cute category, the nominees are:

Luke asking to hold your hand when he's falling asleep.

Luke still suckling his wrist when he's tired which he's done since he was an infant.

Both kids love playing a game called Tickle Tag which is really where I chase them around the house and scare them by jumping out behind doors/walls and then tickling them.

Watching Luke "spar" with his Tae Kwon Do partner - kicks and punches just flying all about by cute little kids in ninja outfits.


The list could go on and on but then what would I write about next?  Instead, I guess I could show off some of the pics I've taken with my new fabulous, amazing camera!

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Fall Fun

Um, they didn't list the amount of yard work needed in the fall as part of the real estate listing for this place.  Apparently there is an advantage to not having a yard like all of our neighbors but we wouldn't know about that.  The amount of leaves in our side yard is insane and Matt has the callouses on his hands from the leaf blower to prove it.  To be fair, he's raked a time or two as well.  And the worst part of all this?  Our town is supposed to come by and pick up all the leaf piles pushed to the edge of the street and they haven't so our neighbor conveniently parks his lovely minivan in front of our yard instead of his own which already has leaf piles.  You better believe we'll get a jump start on raking next year so we can make sure to have the first piles and therefore less parking in front of our yard.  So there!  But the leaves are fun.  That is if you don't mind bugs and slugs!

 

The Look

We didn't think our little sassy girl had enough sass so we've been teaching her the look.  The look is a eyebrows furrowed and pouty lips.  Watch out boys! This little girl has the eyebrows down but the pouty lips turns into a cute little smirk.  Here she is practicing at the mall with her pink ice cream with rainbow sprinkles:

Here's the same look from about a year ago...and I think she did it a little better then:

And not a great pic but here is one from today:

Halloween 2012

Candy, candy, candy!  Ay, yi, yi.  Truth = a cute face in a costume is still cute while grabbing handfuls of candy.  I think that I could probably save 50% of the candy collected this year to hand out next year and L and A wouldn't even notice.  I have to say, I have the cutest black cat and grey mouse out there.  After we did a nice little block tour, we came back to the house to hand out candy - which the kids loved doing.  I could tell that there was a little concern on Luke's face about the quickly disappearing candy from the bowl so I kept reminding him he had an entire army's worth of candy in his bag.

Some highlights from this Halloween:

• Adrienne dragging her heavy candy bag but refusing to let anyone help her
• Adrienne's obsession with having every color of glow stick in her hands
• Luke's crying because Adrienne had all of the glow sticks
• Luke's makeup artistry of drawing dripping blood from my vampire teeth

Pumpkin Patch 2012

We've been going to a pumpkin patch of some kind religiously since October 2007 and this year was no different.  It's amazing that each year, this pilgrimage doesn't get old.  Who knew kids loved pumpkins so much?  Ok, so I'm not that dense,  I've realized it isn't the orange globes full of gooey gunk that attract them like flies but rather the petting zoos, the bouncing pillows, the corn mazes, the teepees, the popcorn, the apples  and the hayrides that keep us coming back for more.  And for Adrienne, one of this year's attractions was the mud.  Well, the mud was just a bonus, what she really loved were the stinky animals.  Donkeys and llamas and goats and sheep - she loved em' all.  She wanted to feed them her popcorn but they had strict rules against that.

Now, Luke on the other hand liked the teepees with the carved jack-o-lanterns and the hayride.  Of course, the pumpkin patch squeaked more money out of us for the hayride but how do you say no to the kid who loves anything with wheels.  He was happy as a clam sitting on the hay bales on the wagon with Uncle Nick.  

Now for the orange things - Luke could have cared less about the actual pumpkins while Ade was busy piling the wagon with "the baby ones."  We now have an unusually lopsided display of small and medium sized pumpkins.  The good news is that at least Luke is excited about using his tools on the pumpkins - hoping it doesn't look like a murder scene when we are done carving.  

Kindergarten

Well folks, it’s come and gone already, the milestone of sending the first born off to Kindergarten.  And we survived it.  We did more than survive it, we rocked it.  I was almost creating a pshychosomatic response to the event based on the horrors that I’ve heard but when it came down to it, we’ve already been thru the “new experience” phase with Luke so many times that no drama was needed.  I think the reason it went so smoothly was because Luke was so excited to go to school and he’s been in school for 2 years already, this was just a new school.  Now maybe if he hadn’t already done 2 years of pre-school and a full summer of off-site day camp (complete with bus riding) things might have been different but Luke is used to this sort of thing.  I’m used to this sort of thing.    We’ve exposed our little offspring to multiple life experiences and changes in their young lives and I really do think it improves their adapting skills.  A new bus?  New friends?  A new classroom with new books, toys, art supplies?  A new playground?  These are exciting things to a 5 year old. 

It also helped that the school and Ms. Tantillo, his teacher did a nice job of distracting both parents and children alike from thinking that they were about to be separated.  Luke and I walked into his classroom and were given a handout with 6 tasks that needed to be completed – each one taking at least 10 minutes and by the time we completed them, it already felt like we knew the classroom.  He was happily playing with 2 other boys and the teacher building something out of blocks when I was exiting the room.  He was happy to give me a kiss and a hug and send me on my way so he could discover all that his classroom had to offer.  So far, he loves school.  And the cutest thing – he came home with an art project based of the Kissing Hand book for us and his teacher had given him a Hershey kiss  - she clearly knows the way to a Kindergartener’s heart!

Two nights ago I was putting Luke to down to sleep for the night and we were talking about school and he asked when he gets to go to college. Let’s get thru Kindergarten first pal, this momma will never be ready for you to go to college.  I’ll have to reread this entry again in 13 years when the event comes to see if I still feel the same way…hehe J  And another quick thought about this – yes, people get emotional about sending their child off to Kindergarten because it does “bookmark” and highlight the fact that they are getting older and farther away from babyhood and also that you are getting older. But you know what – I have this feeling every.single.day of my life.  Every time he learns something new, every time he wants to do something on his own that I used to do for him, and the list goes on.  So maybe I’m different, I torture myself and carpe diem every day, not just the day he goes to Kindergarten. 

So here he is – the big man on campus!